A A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…. +Tourist:$5.00 +Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”